Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Boating Awesome

The constant back and forth of the ocean doesn't seem to bother you anymore as you effortlessly roll up the hem of your chino's, give yourself a 'Han Solo' wink in the mirror, and head up onto the deck, grabing a bottle of vintage Krug along the way.


















'Maybe I should give it a rest, perhaps its a tad arrogant' you think, as the dusk sky appears as you come up on deck. The fine bead of the champagne quickly quells your inquiry as you realise that never can too much justice be done for this level of opulence. For, after all, the man standing atop this fine craft must be the most successful, and impecibly tasted man around. Luckily for you, there is no other man around, sitting offshore Monaco/Marbella/Montauk (as its really all the same to you), you drink in just how awesome you are.












Gray Design and Strand Craft have come together to produce what I believe to be the most beautiful super yacht to date. The Strand Craft 122 is designed to be opulent inside and arrogant outside, which is lucky, as for those moments when you doubt yourself you can check your awesome reflection against the impecibly maintained hull. LOVELY














Did Iforget to mention that when you accept delivery of your new super yacht between international stints, you don't get a tender as an optional extra, but rather an individually designed Saab or Aston Martin Supercar. I'm running out of arrogant turns of phrase, but will instead revert to dismissive noises and facial gestures which effectively articulate how rich and awesome an indiviual truly is.



A passing boatie slows as you sun yourself

"Hey buddy, how much on of those set you back" he says with a chuckle

As you slide your sunglasses down your nose, raise an eyebrow, and say with a wry smile "If you have to ask..." gegege

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