Time to get FRESH

In many/all ways I'm like an excitable 12 year old when it comes to stumbling across fresh radical things. Every time I get super excited and declare that this is, hand down, the coolest thing i've ever seen. That being said, this time I mean it (at least until my next post) enough to implore people to buy me this new obsession as a present. Because lets face it, i'm not mde of money (more like impecable taste and sarcastic remarks).



The just released Chad Muska (a name that rings a bell for every kid who grew up in the 90s getting driven to the skate park by their mum) Blaster Watch is getting me excited. This timepiece, although not quite how you'll see the distinguished gentleman checking the time, is still both functional and a piece of wearable art. Because when you look this good, you don't need to know anything.



The sad thing is (cue 'gansters paradise', because its angry sad, not queer sad) is that I have very little faith that i could pull this off. Being in the well educated, white boy demographic I just dont see it happening. I'd be that guy who turns up for his first day of school in Harlem in suspenders and tries to join in the freestyle rap battle right before someone harshly pulls the needle from the turntables (because stereotypes have to come from somewhere). But one can always dream.

Check it out at http://caliroots.com/cali/product.asp?id=21839.

Until we meet again I'll be right here, jumping up and down on the spot like an insolent little shit until someone buys me the watch. Don't think I won't.